they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I need help removing her.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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