you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
We're too hungover to prance.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Randomize
