but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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