no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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