Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
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I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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