Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
