no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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