I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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