I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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