Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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