Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
