Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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