She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
She needs sedatives and a leash
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Randomize
