Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
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I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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