Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
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Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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