My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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