Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
