Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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