Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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