So drunk its hurt
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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