You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
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the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.