My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
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You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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