Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
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he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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