Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
My Higher Power is John Stamos
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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