...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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