I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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