That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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