The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
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in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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