They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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