i just google imaged poop.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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