dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
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