so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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