So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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