I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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