Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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