You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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