My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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