there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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