I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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