I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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