I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
How does it feel to date your dad?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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