So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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