me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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