careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
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Let's paint friendship bongs
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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