I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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