So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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