Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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