That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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