Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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