its not stalking. its research.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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