wrigley field is MILF paradise
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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