Can Purell be used as lube?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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