She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
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She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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