I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Pooping to opera.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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