dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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