You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
you never un-have a 4some
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