what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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