you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
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Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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